Position Vacant

For a Melbourne spy! If you live in Melbourne and would be happy to attend an event and give me a full report then leave your application as a comment. If you wish to remain anonymous mail to dale.slamma@gmail.com

No previous experience is required. Owning sneakers for sneaking and a sense of humour considered an advantage. Your report, with my annotations, will be published here on Dale Slamma.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I'll do it!
DS said…
That's great but can you maybe email me so I know who you are?
Anonymous said…
No
DS said…
Then too bad so sad you don't get the gig.
Gemnastics said…
i live in melbourne! what's the event?
DS said…
Hoorah! You would be the world's best ever spy. I will email you your secret mission.