I did that once! That's when I learned that it's a bad idea to light a cigarette on a gas stove. At least while it's in your mouth (the cig, not the stove).
I am powerless over my addiction to cupcakes! Powerless! Last night Retro and I ate way too much cake, some of this cake was pure creamfat, I could feel the kilos stacking upon my larynx as it slid divinely down my neck.
Anonymous said…
Wow. That abs site has all the answers. If only I had a cut stomach I'd be set. No more spite, malice, revenge, war, or bigotry. In fact, it's my duty to only eat lettuce and work out three hours a day.
Oh I was going to delete it seeing as its some weird advertising spam thing but now I might leave it seeing as its changed your life.
Anonymous said…
Just read something interesting about good ol' lettuce. Cut at the stem bit under the leaves, and this milky white substance comes out. Let it dry, and its like opium (but not near as exciting or fun). Learn something new every day. Like Nazis inventing Fanta.
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Like Nazis inventing Fanta.
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