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Walking down the street with Spencer I saw Tim Friedman three times. He stared right at me. I felt like walking up to him and slapping him but instead I turned around and stumbled weirdly into a man who said "Hey lady. Want to see something interesting?".

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Anonymous said…
Is Tim Freedman really that much of a cock? His music seems alright, and we all know that artists always have pleasant temperaments.

Next time you see him, perhaps you should say: "Hey... I know you. Weren't you that guy on Play School?"
08/09/2007, 20:36
Shelley said…
He probably reads this and was trying to figure out why you seemed familiar.
08/09/2007, 21:14
Anonymous said…
did u want to see what that interesting something was????
09/09/2007, 00:31
DS said…
I might say that to him next time. Yes indeed. If he does read this blog, which is doubtful, then he should have said hello or left a comment or given me a Captain's salute. Everybody knows that the correct thing to do when you see Dale Slamma on the street is to give her a Captain's salute because she is The Captain of this blog.

Damo: What do you reckon?
09/09/2007, 01:18
Gemnastics said…
he is really rather awful and is quite renowned for it.
09/09/2007, 10:46
Anonymous said…
Absolutely, mid street salute is definitely the call for the occasion.

Does this rule apply if someone should see Dale Slamma in her corridor. If so, I was very neglectful the other day. Thankyou for not embarrassing me by pointing it out at the time. I will remember for next time I am in the neighbourhood.
12/09/2007, 00:52
Anonymous said…
point of clarification.

is it an open handed salute, a sharp "whip hand away from forehead" salute, or nazi arm pointed upward and forward salute?

I would hate to offend by adressing you with an inappropriate salutation.
12/09/2007, 00:55
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