I am worried

That Google will try and ban cheese.

Comments

NWJR said…
That would be a tragedy. I love cheese. Thankfully, I am not lactose intolerant. That, also, would be at tragedy.
DS said…
It happened in Australia once. The Queen declared that convicts and colonists did not deserve cheese, this caused the Rum Rebellion.

The French Resistance came to our rescue by running cheese from New Zealand via Christmas Island, this is one of the reasons the English hate the French.

The French Resistance recruited the emancipated lactose intolerant as a cunning ploy to evade suspicion. It was an incorrectly held belief that a lactose intolerant person would not run cheese for the lactose tolerant.

The French were captured but later tricked Captain Cook into returning to Hawaii where they encouraged him to perform rhyming puns which quite rightly got him killed. Neither the King of Hawaii nor the Queen of England were amused.
NWJR said…
Damn, Dale. I'm going to call you "Captain History" from now on!
DS said…
I do like to be The Captain of things but perhaps the Captain of Fake or Invented History would be more accurate.