I would like to live in Sweden where the snow is crisp and even or I subscribed to a t-shirt

I was walking down the street wondering why I thought it was a good idea to have a shandy in two separate glasses, one for beer and one for lemonade, when it occurred to me that I had subscribed to the wrong t-shirt company. I had intended on having a Swedish t-shirt subscription but ended up with an Australian one. I'll alert the embassy at once.